let me just catalogue names for benedict cumberbatch, as seen in the notes of this post

  • rinkydink curdlesnoot
  • benny calmthefuckdownbach
  • ben (no points for guessing which fandom this one was in)
  • blundersbonersandhijinks
  • “this salty ass rat looking motherfucker”
  • snozzlebert mugglewump
  • bimpleswitch wafflechops
  • benedick cumbersomebatch
  • crumblebutt
  • benedict cumbersnatch
  • “ah he’s coughing up hairballs again” (not a name but it made me laugh so hard that it needs to be here)
  • “what an ass”
  • curdled milk oppa

i just

want to applaud

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domesticity meme!

if you can think of a ship, i will answer either of these sets of questions for them:

  • big spoon/little spoon:
  • favorite non-sexual activity:
  • who uses all the hot water:
  • most trivial thing they fight over:
  • who does most of the cleaning:
  • what has a season pass on their dvr/who controls the netflix queue:
  • who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working:
  • who steals the blankets:
  • who leaves their stuff around:
  • who remembers to buy the milk:
  • who remembers anniversaries:


  • who cooks normally?:
  • how often do they fight?:
  • what do they do when they’re away from each other?:
  • nicknames for each other?:
  • who is more likely to pay for dinner?:
  • who steals the covers at night?:
  • what would they get each other for gifts?:
  • who kissed who first?:
  • who made the first move?:
  • who remembers things?:
  • who started the relationship?:
  • who cusses more?:
  • what would they do if the other one was hurt?:
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posted 2 years ago (® risforrini)